A very GQ take on Starbucks

31Dec08

Hey, is there anywhere to get a decent cup of coffee around here? Oh, come on. Don’t look so sad. When we’re in the mood for a twenty-four-ounce cup of pumpkin-pie-flavored Cool Whip, a Feist CD covered in mocha fingerprints, a possibly exaggerated memoir by a former child soldier, and some customer “service” that denies […]

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Super Tired

17Nov08

  haven’t slept. haven’t eaten. miss my girl. i needz sleep. g’night world.

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I want pie but I can’t have any

12Nov08

Because I started fasting… which means i won’t be eating for two weeks. Man are they going to suck. 😦 Subscribe to me will you?

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