A very GQ take on Starbucks

31Dec08

Hey, is there anywhere to get a decent cup of coffee around here?
Oh, come on. Don’t look so sad. When we’re in the mood for a twenty-four-ounce cup of pumpkin-pie-flavored Cool Whip, a Feist CD covered in mocha fingerprints, a possibly exaggerated memoir by a former child soldier, and some customer “service” that denies our [...]

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Kevye West: 808s & Expiration Dates (Guac Lockdown)

22Dec08

Pitch auto-correction and a simple beat can make anything chart-worthy; even a freestyle about guacamole and expired milk.
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I want pie but I can’t have any

12Nov08

Because I started fasting… which means i won’t be eating for two weeks. Man are they going to suck.
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