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A very GQ take on Starbucks

31Dec08

Hey, is there anywhere to get a decent cup of coffee around here? Oh, come on. Don’t look so sad. When we’re in the mood for a twenty-four-ounce cup of pumpkin-pie-flavored Cool Whip, a Feist CD covered in mocha fingerprints, a possibly exaggerated memoir by a former child soldier, and some customer “service” that denies [...]

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Tags: Coffee, Dunkin Donuts, Economy, Food, Hannah Montana, Josh Groban, Letter, Marcello Mastroianni, Mary-Kate Olsen, microsoft, Nutrition, Pete Doherty, Price, Seattle, starbucks, Teenagers, Trend, Washington

Pretty Sad But Somehow Enlightening

10Dec08

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. [...]

Filed under: Amazing, Bizzare, Death, inspirational, So Sad | 1 Comment
Tags: Betrayal, Blind, Envy, Hospital, inspirational, Men, Motivation, Sad, Sick, Story

First pictures of burned-out rooms inside Mumbai terror siege hotel

29Nov08

The first pictures of burned-out rooms at a luxury Mumbai hotel where terrorists were holed up for three days were released today after the siege ended. The shocking images emerged after crack troops killed the remaining three insurgents at the five-star Taj Mahal after a fierce one-hour gun battle. At least 195 people were killed [...]

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Tags: Bradford, Conflict, Death, Erika Mann, Foreign and Commonwealth Office, Gordon Brown, Guns, India, National Security Guard, Pakistan, Peter Worth, Taj Mahal, Terror, terrorism, Terrorist, War

Ashley Dupre Wants a Career in Music

21Nov08

The former escort linked to ex-NY Gov. Spitzer, wants a career in music. You think she’ll make it? Subscribe to me will you?

Filed under: Babes, Bizzare, hot women, music, scandal, So Sad, t.v., WTF?!?! | Leave a Comment
Tags: Adult, Ashley Alexandra Dupré, Ashley Dupre, Business, Careers, Education, Eliot Spitzer, Employment, Escort, Governor, music, New York, Personal Services, Prositution, scandal, Sex, Spitzer

I want pie but I can’t have any

12Nov08

Because I started fasting… which means i won’t be eating for two weeks. Man are they going to suck. Subscribe to me will you?

Filed under: Bizzare, me so hungry, Olivia Munn, pie... just pie., So Sad | Leave a Comment
Tags: Articles, Diet, Eating, Fasting, Health, Mental Health, Nutrition, Olivia Munn, Weight loss

Best-Selling Author Michael Crichton Dies

05Nov08

Best-selling author and filmaker Michael Crichton died unexpectedly in Los Angeles Tuesday, after a courageous and private battle against cancer, according to a statement released by his family. He was 66. Crichton is best known as the author of “Jurassic Park” and the creator of “ER.” His most recent novel, “Next,” about genetics and law, [...]

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Tags: Author, book, Cambridge University, Harvard College, Harvard Medical School, Jacob Bronowski, Jurassic Park, Los Angeles, Michael Crichton, Salk Institute for Biological Studies

Obama’s Grandmother Dies

03Nov08

HONOLULU – Barack Obama‘s grandmother, whose personality and bearing shaped much of the life of the Democratic presidential contender, has died, Obama announced Monday, one day before the election. Madelyn Payne Dunham was 86. Obama announced the news from the campaign trail in Charlotte, N.C. The joint statement with his sister Maya Soetoro-Ng said Dunham [...]

Filed under: Bizzare, election, not cool, So Sad | 2 Comments
Tags: Barack Obama, Death, John McCain, Lolo Soetoro, Madelyn and Stanley Dunham, Madelyn Dunham, Maya Soetoro-Ng, Michelle Obama, United States

Obama Assassination Attempt

28Oct08

Can you believe that a pair of dim-witted skinheads would come up with such a “brilliant” plan? How low do people have to go to get what they want? I wouldn’t even wish this on President Bush nor McCain… It’s so sad.

Filed under: Bizzare, election, not cool, So Sad, WTF?!?! | 1 Comment
Tags: Arkansas, Assasination, Barack Obama, CIA, Democrat, election 2008, George H. W. Bush, John McCain, obama, Politics, Skinheads, Torture, White Supremacy

Jennifer Hudson Family Shooting

24Oct08

The mother and brother of actress and singer Jennifer Hudson were found shot to death in their home on the South Side of Chicago on October 24, 2008. The shooting was believed to have resulted from some kind of domestic dispute. An APB has also been put out for Hudson’s 7-year-old cousin, who is missing [...]

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Tags: AMBER Alert, American Idol, Chicago, Family, Gun, Hudson, Jennifer Hudson, Julian King, Kidnapp, Killed, Murder, Sad, Shooting, Slaying, South Side, South Side of Chicago, William Balfour

Ringo Starr Wants YOU…To Piss Off Already

16Oct08

Ringo Starr, the untalented Beatle, issued a stern Dear John letter to his fans in the form of an in-your-face video breaking up with them. In the vid below, Starr directs his faithful, presumably brain-damaged followers to send no more love letters and autograph requests, and warns that any correspondence received after October 20 will [...]